What Fuckery Is This?

Anyone been to any of these? My count is zero.

Also, I got a new car!!!!

One of these days, maybe a real entry.

For those of you, like me, who are not very tech savvy I think this information on how to bypass compulsory registration on websites you might want to access is quite helpful.

One of these days I'm going to write and actual post - I promise. 

I've never been a big advocate of the space program, but this isn't right.

Yes, one day soon I'll do an actual post - promise!

bertine posted this as well and MAN is it depressing, though quite possibly true. So glad I don't plan to procreate. 

Unless you're feeling mean to day like I am - in that case, laugh your asses off.  

This is an AWESOME video.

Also, if you have a sidewalk that is yours to care for, please be nice to the rest of the universe AND PUT SOME FUCKING SALT OUT IF IT'S FUCKING ICY!!!!!! I fell down 7 times walking the dogs last night.  Thank you.

Dog-sitting makes me want to get a dog in THE WORST way. I love dogs. Especially Alissa's. They're the sweetest babies in the galaxy. *sigh* I lurve them. To learn more about the mongrel's I'm chilling with for the next week, check out Dot's blog. 

This completely contradicts itself about half-way through but it is surprisingly accurate I think.

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way!

You are well rounded, with a complete perspective on life. You are solid and dependable. You are loyal, and people can count on you. At times, you can be a bit too serious. You tend to put too much pressure on yourself.

You are relaxed, chill, and very likely to go with the flow. You are light hearted and accepting. You don't get worked up easily. Well adjusted and incredibly happy, many people wonder what your secret to life is.

You tend to be pretty tightly wound. It's easy to get you excited... which can be a good or bad thing. You have a lot of enthusiasm, but it fades rather quickly. You don't stick with any one thing for very long. You have the drive to accomplish a lot in a short amount of time. Your biggest problem is making sure you finish the projects you start.

You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

Get yours here. 

I like this website. 

Dinner turned out to be quite delicious.

While enjoying our late evening sup-sup we watched Sunshine. I highly recommend it though the movie did generate a lot more questions than it did answers - some of which are pretty major to the plot. They ignore a lot of reason and seemingly wide-accepted and well-known science knowledge and simply don't address the incongruities at all, which is a tad annoying. But if you can get over that, I think you'll enjoy it too.

I think I broke my ass last night rollerskating. Seriously. Has anyone ever had a cracked/bruised tail bone before? Besides taking heavy doses of OTC painkillers (which I am very hesitant to do) does anyone have any advice to ease the ache in my backside?

 My friend Anne is moving to Canada on Friday, but she'll

Because my friend Jason is bored today.

Odds of dying in a horror movie.

Odds of dying in real life.

The suicide rate is frightening. 

My personal bets are on heart disease and being absorbed by a giant blob or unnamed goo.

To all my Democrat friends: 
      
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
 
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.  
  
 
To all my Republican friends: 
 
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

It is NOT okay to play Christmas Shoe's and Dan Fogelburg's Same Old Lang Syne back to back today. *SNIFF*

Anyone want to design stuffed animals for a living? We have an opening here....

 

 

bluebeauties gave this to me a while back and they've been a big hit at work this week.


 

I am far too lazy to post the pictures on LJ tonight. Feel free to view them here if you'd like.